Pacman is D-U-N…
Done for the year. Pacman has gone the way of Ricky Williams and Onterrio Smith. Let that be a lesson to all you youngsters out there. If you are going to make it rain, make sure that you intend to let the strippers keep the money. Otherwise the fight that you help cause will get you busted, especially when your bodyguard shoots someone. And while you are at it, always hire a driver to drive you home after partying because you easily can afford to do so (Chris Henry), never carry a gun to an airport (Barry Switzer and Marcus Vick), avoid taking pictures with underage girls at a party especially when it could end up on the Internet (Michael Vick and former Iowa State coaches), do not buy steroids online or from a doctor who may or may not actually be a doctor (WWE, Carolina Panthers, Pittsburgh Steelers, and approximately 40% of the MLB),and always, always, always avoid carrying drug paraphenalia to the airport, even if the bottle is carrying your earrings (Michael Vick, Damon Stoudamire, et al.).
Those are my words of wisdom for today. And for those of you caught up in the recent ignorance that is Don Imus, just remember, stupidity knows no boundaries or color lines. In the words of George Carlin “Think of how dumb the average person is, and realize that at least 50% of the human population is dumber than him.” It just so happens that most of that 50% works in media and/or the majority of NBA front offices (at least I seem to think so).
