Voicing my Displeasure with the East Coast
I am a walking zombie right now. I could easily pass for one of the characters from “Night of the Living Dead”, “Shaun of the Dead”, “Land of the Dead” and all the other zombie-flick re-treads (except “Shaun of the Dead” is brilliant). The east coast time zone is completely sucking the life out of me. I checked the time during the third quarter last night and it was already past midnight. Ridiculous. If I were a casual NBA fan, I would be fine, because I would only be watching my team play. But NO. I have watched each minute of all the Western Conference games this playoffs. I even try to watch the Eastern Conference games, you know, if they actually took place and all. Fortunately, there is no real NBA playoff game tonight, and I might have the opportunity to get to sleep before 1:30 a.m. Seriously, the only thing keeping my head from bouncing off my giant wood desk is the 32 ounces of black sludge i created in my office this morning. I used so much coffee for my two cups of joe, I feel like I need to chew it to drink it down. I also have my head propped up by one of my worthless law school books (I used one from my third year, because it is the most sturdy, having never been opened before).
While I’m here, I might as well give some incoherent, java-infused ramblings on last night’s game.
1. The game was very well played. Phoenix actually moves a lot better without Stoudemire (I apologize for spelling his name wrong previously) on the defensive end. I noticed before his suspension that he picks up a lot of stupid fouls because of laziness. Amare is slow to rotate and move his feet on the defensive end, which should not happen to such a quick big man. He just has not committed to the defensive end of the court. Then again, you could say the same thing for Nash, but Nash is tough enough to exert a little bit more effort on D.
2. Leandro Barbosa has yet to make an appearance in this series. I think his complete failure on the offensive end has cost Phoenix a lot. If he provided any type of a spark last night, the Suns would have won that game.
3. Thank you Phoenix Suns for last night’s game. That was a phenomenal game. I know Phoenix fans will b*&^% and moan because they could have won that game if they had their stars, but I think they showed the toughness that they have lacked in the previous four games. They fought hard and pushed the Spurs to their limits. I really enjoyed the game, and aside from Raja Bell’s atrocious flop, it was an outstanding game across the board. Sure, both teams had their dry spells on the offensive end, but I think that was due to some extra effort on the defensive end by the opposing team.
4. Speaking of egregious flops, Raja Bell (as I already mentioned) is criminalizing it. Check out the Sports Guy’s article yesterday about flopping and what it is doing to the game, and then go to YouTube to check out some of Bell’s flops this postseason. They are hideous, and last night’s was the worst. Only Andrei Kirilenko’s swan dive in game 5 against Golden State compares to that thing. I am really, really sick of the dives that these players are taking. It looks more like soccer (a European sport that just has not caught on, probably because of the incessant flopping) than a basketball game.
5. For the Phoenix fans: Helmets = Brillliant. That was high comedy, and I have a newfound respect for them as fans after last night. Have they been poorly represented by the crybaby bloggers? Yes. Last night they flocked to the arena in elbow and knee pads, helmets, band-aids, and all other amenities from a first aid kit. Then, throughout the entire course of the game, they cheered for their boys when they had the ball and booed loudly and continuously when the Spurs had the ball. Great stuff. I hope my trusted Spurs fans live up to that effort tomorrow night.
6. Have you ever noticed how easily Tony Parker zooms down the court for a fastbreak layup, and then he has to grimace to run back the court on the defensive end, despite the fact that he’s running back on defense at half the speed? Gets me every time.
7. Saw someone call the San Antonio Spurs the “Rick Mahorn-esque Spurs.” You, sir, are an idiot. Do the Spurs constantly maintain contact with the guy they are guarding? Yes. Do the Spurs bump players coming off of screens? Yes. Do they hand check? Yes. Do they grab a guy everytime he runs into the lane and throw them down only to stand over the injured wreckage? No. Do they throw elbows in the face of their opponent constantly? No. Do they get into fights constantly to assert their toughness? No. Don’t compare the Spurs to Rick Mahorn, that just makes you look stupid.
8. Is some of the criticism of Bruce Bowen unfair? Yeah, I think so. While he does more than what he should on the basketball court, I really do not think he is out there with the intent to hurt the opponent. I have been around enough people that have met Bruce, and I have watched everything he does in the San Antonio community, and he really, really is a nice guy. I also do not buy into the “great athlete with complete control of his body” routine for those people trying to call him dirty. The man is a small forward/shooting guard that shoots 50% from the free throw line for crying out loud. When he first arrived in San Antonio, he drove me nuts with his inability to throw a crisp pass and inability to dribble the ball. I honestly and (writer’s freedom to use a pseudo-word) unbiasedly think that he is not as great of an athlete as everyone thinks. He is constantly in the grill of his oponent, and uses a tremendous amount of effort to stay with the younger, more athletic players. The close proximity he is able to keep with his opponent leads to the closeout that rolls ankles. (Sarcasm alert) Also, have you seen the size of his feet? They are huge in proportion to his body, with the exception of his giant, melon noggin. Steve Nash even tripped over Bowen’s feet at the end of last night’s game, and Bowen was not even moving.
9. I am glad that Bowem knocked down what proved to be the game winner in front of Mike Iavoroni last night. I have a real big problem with Iavoroni, and have for several years. He’s a coach that runs at opponents as they are shooting jumpers in front of the Suns bench. Read that last sentence again. This is not a new trend either, he’s been doing it for at least four years. I remember him doing it against San Antonio in 2003. I have no problem with bench players screaming at the shooter, because that is what they are supposed to do, but a coach has no business jumping up with the players to scream and jump at a shooter. It is just wrong. Maybe if Iavoroni realized he was a coach and no longer a player, he could have turned and stopped Stoudemire and Diaw before they got too far from the bench in Game four. That is, after all, one of the important jobs of being an assistant coach.