I Knew He Was Juicing
That always intimidating middle-infielder, Neifi Perez, has been busted for juicing. He has to sit out 25 games now. Obviously, the ‘roids have been helping Nef out. Check out his career numbers.
If Perez was taking illegal performance enhancers, doesn’t this sort of support my theory of ’blame one, blame all’ when it comes to steroids. Barry Bonds continues to take his beating, yet far too many players get the benefit of the doubt, which is, for lack of a better word, crap. If guys hitting .172 and seldom seeig the field are on juice during baseball’s toughest drug-testing period, how many guys were openly popping pills, rubbing creams, and injecting juice when nobody was being tested and everybody was pining for homeruns? It’s outrageous.
Oh, and speaking of performance-enhancing supplements, the Tour de France is set to get under way. I think this is steroids’ (and other performance enhancers’) best time of year. The Tour de France gets under way. MLB is in full swing, and some players might need that little ‘extra boost’ for the Homerun Derby, or to get through the ‘dog days of summer’.
I fear that I am becoming somewhat jaded, but at least I have the greatest power forward of all time’s future teammates tipping off as we speak. NBA Summer League actions has begun with the Spurs facing the 76ers.