Friday, October 12, 2007

Finally, the Rose has Come Back to Blogging!!!

     So I’ve been incognito for the past couple of weeks, it is not like a whole lot has happened in the sports world. (Okay, so here is where I would channel Buffalo Bill, no not in a mangina “it puts the lotion on its skin kind of way,” but rather just so I could drop that always funny line) Oh WAIT, wasn’t she a great big, fat chic?…” 

     Man, I have been going crazy with all the exciting things happening in the wide world of sports recently.  Unfortunately, I have been a tad bit busy over the past few weeks, what with the marriage, the honeymoon, the garage sale, the move, the new job, the wife applying to 18 different places for internships while writing her dissertation, and last weekend, planning an impromptu bachelor party for my buddy who is getting married this weekend. That is a lot of stuff.

So let us break down the past couple of weeks in that always entertaining, never boring, verse of haiku:

NFL:

Brady, Bellicheck
No more hidden video,
Yet, still 5 and 0.

All of us hate Norv.
Especially Charger fans.
They need Marty back.

“Fastest Show On Turf”
How the mighty have fallen
To Oh-and Sixteen.

Leinart or Warner?
Let us try to use them both.
Oh wait…nevermind.

Cowboys have not lost
At least they have not lost yet.
Not after this week.

No Jackson, no Ward
No Cadillac, No Calvin
Fantasy Team sucks.

NBA:

Pierce, Allen, KG!
Boston is ecstatic now
Too bad Doc coaches.

Phoenix needed strength
Instead the got Grant Hill’s foot.
Now, Amares hurt!

Remember Bowie
The Blazers sure as hell do
Hope Durant ain’t Mike

Still dislike the Mavs
Spurs still the champs of the league
Some things never change!

Durant at the two
Must save SEATTLE Sonics
Don’t leave the needle

Black Mamba crazy
What can Buss get to match him?
He is not leaving.

MLB:

Oh No! Yankees lost
“Of all the dramatic things.”
Rocket could not pitch.

No Tim McCarver
I thought this would please me so
Thanks for Chip Caray.

Diamondbacks-Rockies
There go the ratings this year
Thanks a lot Cubbies.

We still have the Sox
Maybe they can win it all.
Simmons has book two!

NHL:

I would have good stuff
For this new hockey season
If the league mattered.

     Well, there you have it.  Several weeks of sports rolled up into one (or multiple) lines of obscure Asian verse. I don’t know what marriage has done to me.

     I’ll see you next week with some new stuff and I may even return to my NFL prognosticating ways. (Let’s just say there has been a resurgence of late after last season’s debacle.)

Posted by drose523 at 22:11:09
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